AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE

INCREASED SIZE! Lately, I've been getting some interesting offers in my e-mail.I've been told that I can "Burn Fat 24 Hours a Day" (Is that legal?) - "Make Money Giving Away Free Stuff!" - "Lose Up to 30 lbs In 30 Days in the New Year" (That would put me back to where I was in 1998) - "Confirm 4 Free Air Tickets" - "Receive A Free Motorola Phone" - "Quit Smoking For Good" (I need to give up those old stogies anyway) - "Clear Away All Past Tax Today!" - "Pick up My Free Photos from some Girl Named Trudy" (She must have me mixed up with some other Steve). I learned that I could "Earn A College Degree Without Leaving my PC" (Would someone e-mail Brenda and let her know that I'm working on my Masters - but I'll be in for dinner soon). Today I was even told that I could get an "Increase of up to 3 Full Cup Sizes." I do drink quite a bit of Diet Pepsi, but I think the 20-ounce "Eskimo Joe" cup that I use is big enough.

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE You've probably received some of these same offers. And they don't just come by e-mail. Sometimes they pop-up in places and times when least expected. Life is full of offers you can't refuse. Some are legitimate and worth looking into. Others are just too good to be true. I know of one offer that sounds unbelievable. But it really is the real thing. In the Bible book of John, chapter eleven, verse twenty-six, Jesus said, "Whoever lives and believes in me will never die?" Would you like to know more about this amazing offer? It's only good for a limited time! Learn more at www.whoisjesus-really.com/english/you.htm.Meanwhile, I'm going to get more Diet Pepsi. Maybe I do need a bigger cup!

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